Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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