I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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