I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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