You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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