Porn is love you can see.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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