Dual....:-)
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
