Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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