I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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