So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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