plz talk dirty to me
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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