She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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