Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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