somebody snuck up and got me drunk
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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