Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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