But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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