oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
smell my finger.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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