Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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