Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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