You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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