You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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