Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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