I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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