You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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