Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
