If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Randomize
