You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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