you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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