Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
how drunk are you?
Several
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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