I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
it hurts more in the daytime
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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