my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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