i don't like sucking hair
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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