My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
you told grandpa to call you daddy
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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