Are we in a gay sports bar?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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