Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
