have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
