So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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