if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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