Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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