Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
How external is "for external use only"?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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