i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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