I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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