So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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