i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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