Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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