jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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