"it" just moved
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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