I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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