So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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