love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize