some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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