And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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