you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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