Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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