Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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