Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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