You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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