Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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