so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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