Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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